Ads that didn't age well...not my words, so don't get mad at me.
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I can't type I don't take dictation
I won't sharpen a pencil
I can't file
my boss calls me indispensable
Miss Jones
Just a minute
Will you make a copy of this
Naturally
I push the button on the Xerox 914
I make perfect copies of whatever my boss needs
by just turning the knob and pushing a button


